Of course I've been noticing your attempts at "contributing" to the comment threads in my blog.
I would like to categorically state that I don't think any of the real visitors to my blog want to buy Air Jordans or crappy dodgy handbags.
But a sad, twisted part of me finds itself wanting to acknowledge your efforts, as profuse and inane as they have been.
So I have made a post especially for you, Mr. Air Shoe, and you too, Mr. Spambag. The one place in my entire blog where your attempt to post a comment might actually end up being relevant (even if in a tragic/comical sense).
Well, it might do, if I were to publish it.
Which I won't.